Blueberry Shatter

Overall – the best [most potent] shatter I’ve had in two years between maybe 15 strains/out of 5.

GENETICS——————————————————————————————

YUP – 80% indica, I held an initial doubt but it is the exact Blueberry high of relaxed-euphoric-good mood-kinda munchied & sleepy with the same Blueberry taste that’s kinda candied-blueberry vs. something sweet & studious that envelopes the berry vs. classic shatter.

EFFECT———————————————————————————————–

Oof. 1 dabby dab and you’re as blown as the rig you used. This isn’t crap shatter that only gives a somewhat-high, it’s a full-on “I just had like two joints in that hit” stuff, tasty too.

I know shatter and a lot of it had done next to nothing, always making me sorta-high, it had always depended on the strain being a top contender of flower-strength and this one hits the spot a little better than the best I’ve had or rivaling (chemdawg is a must try).

It feels (and looks) like a 98-100% perfect shatter from smell to high etc. Amber colouring is A-grade golden yellow with about 1% darkness (which is quite bright/as pictured) from the brightest I’ve seen.

STORY TIME————————————————————————————————-

Very strong, a fairly smooth but pretty heavy high that sparkles, is dreamy and puts you in a great mood, an 80% indica that takes me way back – 15ish years ago this was the first strain I’d ever try, the one that would lock in my “sobriety” for the next 15 years, it really left me crushing on weed and I had been disappointed that all weed weren’t exactly like that and almost none after it were similar. I had only encountered it twice afterwards, before legalization, I was given a gram of it and when I asked where it came from I was very surprised to be taken right to it – a basement grow with about 50 plants at full bloom. It was the best smelling room I’ve ever been in along with the heaviest weed smell I’d ever encounter (and it doesn’t smell skunky like weed at all, it’s completely different). It had already been my favourite high and smell but getting to smell that order of magnitude of blueberry terpenes was bar none the best thing that I’ve ever smelled in my life. It was so strong I could smell the softness or velvetyness of the buds… with my nose.

After trying it last year from another website I was again brought back and thankful that I’d actually remembered the high accurately and it hadn’t changed at all – still my favourite after all these years.

I was like 16. I was to drive to a friends house on the next road over (still far away, rural) because he’d left something in his mail box for me. I went, I grabbed the sandwich baggy and thought “oh my god, sweet”, I’ve just picked up drugs in the night and I have no idea what I’m doing, this is exciting, being a criminal for my very first time. As I was looking at the stuff, smelling its magnificence in front of his house in my car on the street he actually drove up from afar and stopped and says “yeah, it’s blueberry.” I got confused, looked down and asked “this is weed though, right?” He laughed and just said “…. Steve, you’re too much.”

The same ol throat punch of any concentrate – glow your quartz and leave it for 30 seconds, under 30 you’ll probably choke yourself out and over 30 you’ll probably want to use less & less dab. Me not knowing about the 30 seconds – I read 15 seconds initially – so I was doing that consistently for like a year on and off. DON’T DO THAT! This, chemdawg and AK47 are the only shatters I’ve used that had big effects, meanwhile other strains didn’t really dance. I used to buy phyto for $20/g but it was crap in except for their AK & chemdawg. This is as potent if not more than the chemdawg, the high itself is pretty damn heavy/sleepy. Not to mention the countless dispensary strains from any OG-named thing to LA confidential to green crack to northern lights to bruce banner, gg4, death bubba, super lemon, white-whatevers, different cheeses, you name it I’ve tried its shatter counterpart and it didn’t do shit.

I love this!

Edit*

I said 1-1.5 seconds of a dab swirl but it’s actually way closer to 0.1 second, sorry. It’s simply the equivalent to swirling the dab tool around the bowls sides approx. one single time. Every time I go to take a hit my mind tells me that it needs to be more – must reverse that.

For my smaller 1″ diameter quartz banger it’s approx. 1.25 swirls around the bowl’s inside and I pull it away so not much at all, I tried swirling it twice around and it flooded the bowl. The hit lasted even a little longer than I could slowly pull from the rig and with no residue left behind, by that time my throat was being tickled like a helpless toddler and my eyes widened to man-handle the hit (low heat too), I was like 20 seconds into the hit and it was still going as I pulled away. Meanwhile if I put any more in it would’ve flooded the bowl and it not produced anywhere near the amount of vapour, it’d stop producing vapour after maybe 5 seconds and then leave a water-consistent puddle in the bowl that’ll mostly only turn to carbon if re-heated. With not the best rig your tokes can be hit-or-miss depending on your accuracy of timing but I have found perfection with this method.

You’ll know you’ve got a great dab going when the vapour would dissipate for a millisecond and then shoot through again, over and over as you move a top cap around to direct air flow (I’m actually using the bottom of a metal grinder as a cap that doesn’t exactly direct air-flow and it works OK when angled against the quartz in different directions). The hit should last longer than your own full lung intake, muuuuch longer than a few seconds. After now getting one of THOSE hits I’m now on my ass and only now does it feel like I’ve smoked X amount of joints in one go, the high is brutal and exactly what I hoped to expect from a concentrate… now that I’m using it correctly -_-.