Amnesia Haze

Overall 4.75/5 Cheaper but never mind the low $125, it’s an extremely good all-day smoke.

Slightly lower rating overall for sativa lovers, it’s more like 4.77/5, this hits like bricks… not a hard brick though, more like a brick made of medium density foam. But it beats your ass with it. After having one of the hardest hitting strains ever today I’ve kicked back with an Oz of this. It’s a creeper, that is super obvious. It rolls in on you with blanketed euphoria overall, Leafly charts state Happy-Euphoric-Uplifted-Relaxed-Talkative and it’s not wrong at all. It gets a lower score because I can nit-pick here and there: it’s ever so slightly harsh and I found 1 seed. It’s not something I’d ever say unless I was reviewing it, simply that it’s a strong 80% sativa that’s euphoric and yet has indica properties like a body that feels “remissive”, almost as if it’s not that the weed doesn’t have a body; it’s that YOU don’t have a body – that’s where the “amnesia” name comes in, in my opinon. It zones your mind out a lot. If there’s one strain that I listen to music every time after smoking it’s this one, I just feel more connected to it, more in depth with its own emotions. I almost feel like I could also understand sadness more on this, seeing it from the outside in or versa. I feel clear headed enough to connect deeply like that with something after smoking… but the high reels me back in, avoiding something too heavy.

It still smells incredible, still exactly earthy-citrus and pungent. It looks amazing, tonnes of crystals just not massive. It doesn’t look eye-poppingly amazing, however there is an assortment of small, medium, large and what-the-fuck-huge buds (weighed second largest one at 3.45g). It’s dense as hell, almost rock hard. I would say this is the densist from WD yet! Denser than Grape God [that god bud makes stuff grow all crazy]. Now flirting with this strain, it’s a top 10er but barely because I only have like 8 favs. I’d specifically rank it at #11 but only because I’d probably have to eventually, you know?

Straight from Leafly: “With earthy flavors of lemons and citrus, Amnesia Haze is a perfect strain to start your day with a smile. The uplifting, energetic buzz is one you won’t soon forget. Its genetics have been traced back to the South Asian and Jamaican landrace strains, and this Cannabis Cup winner (1st place 2004, 1st place Sativa Cup 2012) has since been popularized in the coffee shops of Amsterdam.”

Not complicated. It’s sold in coffee shops to make people socialable while at the same time making them more-or-less less boring so they keep the company there, buying more coffee and food and shit. Fun fact: it’s a marijuana monopoly; cannabis itself was invented by the ruling chairman of large-scale food chains and global baked goods markets to deter people from eating a healthy and hearty breakfast during depression era times to craving other addictive chemicals like caffeine and sugar, eventually contributing to the wealth that is Tim Horton’s today. Not really, but it would be cool. How long did I keep your “attention”? Hahahahahaha. It’s a fun, enjoyable and social strain.

You could give it a whopping low of 4/5 if you really hate seeds or 4.77/5 like me if you don’t, I’ve so far checked over 7 grams and didn’t find another seed. It doesn’t bust up, feel like or even quite smoke like it had grown much seed or leaf at all though; not like AAA+ grade. You can tell it got to that hermie’d stage “like 5%” and then it was harvested. If you find approximately 4 or less seeds per a whole oz you’re probably looking at some cerebrally fire shit – my opinion is that as soon as a plant out-grows its potential and/or stress levels [by introducing a male even] and the result is it hermaphrodites (which turns the smoke-able flowering female buds into dreaded males with seeds), it will probably give it genetics of both [mostly] female but also [slightly] male origin since it’s already in late development, causing who knows what – but not LESS potency! People say that flower with seeds doesn’t get you high. Are ya sure, bud? Because every single time, no matter what, anything I find with seeds in it has this euphoric effect that is either too-zippity or equates to potency guised as ‘its own potency’ and then leads to a total burn out AKA headache weed. Not this, it lasts for hours, longer than a lot of indica’s, its effects are unto its genetics. Visually it’s glossy as fuck and it stays that way too. It gets the rock fists \|||/ 😀 \|||/. This would actually be good FOR a headache (I usually can’t smoke during).

Whether on a budget it doesn’t matter, it’ll still get you ripped with 1 bowl, especially if you don’t smoke every minute of the day and maybe even then! It lasts a long time, an 80% sativa that does not feel like it. It feels like a mind-numbing 65%+ indica. It doesn’t whip-lash your thoughts but it does relax them and open up your awareness at the same time. Pretty big mood lift. You can sit here and be either introspective outwardly or inwardly, majorly but most likely this or that. Introspection and/or… outrospection. Thinking back from the past 3 hours that is EXACTLY what me and my gf had been doing in conversation.

“We? No, we are not French. We’re American, because you’re in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet.”

I think it’s odd to even mention that it’s in Amsterdam and specifically in coffee shops. I’m almost positive that it exists in larger quantities exclusively outside of any coffee shop. At first glance it seems like this stuff is supposed to be cheaper quality/high because of the price: hell no! This is why I bought it; it’s kinda pretty much under-valued at $125/oz, ya think? The sample was enough. It deserves its AAA+++ rating. I would actually rate it at AAA++(and another half a plus sign) but it can pass for AAA+++ because of its stable and unyielding high. It’s a solid punch to the head, offering relaxation, euphoria, happiness, upliftment, half narcotic-ly and half what feels natural and they mix or balance well. Good for depression if you can let go and meet it half way.

Doing this as a check-up review after I bought an oz after having a sample. I barely reviewed it because I smoked it in the middle of the night before bed and didn’t review it in real time like this but what I remember was it was simply more potent than the local cut, sadly by a lot. I didn’t quite remember much of it [not a pun] but I’m very familiar with this strain elsewhere and I love it every time because its main effect is a cerebral euphoria without an indica side but the cerebral itself feels like it’s from a stout indica, it’s not some zippity-do-da cerebral, more of a locked euphoric stimulant with a comforting warmth behind it. Emotionally, though, it might get to you if doing something like watching a sad movie. Emotions flow. Some large, long buds. Small to medium sized trichomes that are almost everywhere, not as much on the outside as in. From Cannasos: induces spacey, psychedelic cerebral high coupled with floaty body buzz. If spacey and psychedelic mean enjoys music a lot then yes.