Blueberry

Effect—————————————————————————————–

Relaxing, a little bit of a space out but it’s a clear spacing, not foggy.

Overall just powerful as fuck. It mixes its head with its body and while it’s functionable it’s also not functionable – how’s that for functionality? Kick back or don’t, you seem to be the observer along for the ride in this cerebral.

It’s extremely euphoric but that euphoria is very well placed and put together, it’s a fun cerebral with a dreamy landscape that’s still hard over to the indica side.

It’s heavier in that it’ll have you in your head [a little] and seem to “take over” but won’t warp thoughts, it will send you down this deep tunnel of feeling functionally stoney, things seem foreign-and-thus-joyous even, like it can just blank your mind to a slowed but clean slate, with people asking you questions your mind would be like “uuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” before answering something perfectly suitable to the conversation.

Back when I first tried this [smoking weed] it was obviously an equivalent to dentistry laughing gas and simultaneously I was paranoid as fuck that I’d be caught playing video games in my own bedroom and my plan was to instantly fall asleep if someone knocked, “play dead” I thought and currently it’s of the exact same effects profile but I’m not paranoid haha. Back then it scared the shit out of me and I loved it. My eyes were so red my dad saw me on the couch watching TV and he did a double-take at me before slowly walking away with his head turned at me, I couldn’t even breathe. To the question “Why are your eyes red?” you should answer “because there’s blood vessels in them.” I can’t recommend it for a beginner because back then I only had 0.05g out of a ‘parachute’ made from a water bottle, bread bag, elastic bands, duct tape, 12mm socket and tinfoil. Not 0.5g, just 0.05g, a stupid tiny sprinkle. Yeah, not 200 chocolate bars, just two.

It’s a bit of a creeper. It kicks in………. and then it kicks in again like 10 minutes later, cerebrally and bodily. Medicinally you’d want to use this for depression/PTSD, creativity, pain relief, mental relief, insomnia, appetite, fatigue, glaucoma, it’d help with anything because of its super strength, you’d think this were a great 60/40 or 50/50 but it’s an 80/20.

It melts stress. It melts pain, it has a whole “melting” quality to all of what it does, cerebral and body.

Its cerebral is somehow between smooth and psychedelic. Smoothly-psychedelic if there is a category. Its visual is not only colourful but bright as hell. It’s definitely psychedelic, spirited, calming, relaxing all in one.

It can have you “along for the ride” like you were made to wear the ugly Christmas sweater grandma knitted for you so you kinda just have to deal with it if you’re not very used to weed.

Smell———————————————————————————————

It’s not supposed to smell like actual blueberries, sorry everyone lol. What it does smell like is something completely incredible, though – a fruity sweet-woody on an Earthy base and its pungency jumps exponentially the closer you get to it.

Not even food flavouring gets it right with blueberry since it’s such a difficult flavour to emulate so don’t expect a fish to climb a tree – what you’re smelling is something completely pungent yet many say “it’s nothing like [real] blueberries”. Its smell is most similar to its well known descendants Shishkaberry, Mataro Blue, Blue Dream and Blueberry Shatter (duh). It smells like a studious and sweet, fruity wooden-Earth – someone mentioned a sweet pine – yep!, faintly though, that’s exactly what it’s supposed to smell like [while rivalling a 60%-fruitiness], plus it has a strong “aura” where when you get close it jumps right out as if it were being held down by a force-field past half a foot distance and when it’s within 6″ you’ll be like “oh, damn!” because it’ll take over that little area and get exponentially smellier the closer you get. It’s like it’s “darkly stanky” where it’s full of lower notes instead of brighter citrusy ones, like plums or figs or something… which also simulates real blueberry well, being not that sweet but not that bitter either… and that’s why DJ Short named it Blueberry, that’s just what it reminded him of. It’s also smellier than its offspring having all the naturalized un-mixed bluey terps right in there, telling me that its descendants really do retain its overall scent when crossed with almost anything.

Bud structure/rating/feel/grow/smoke—————————————————————————

I’m only giving it 4.97 because I can’t fan boy the hell out of it and give it 5/5, I want to be picky because this is my “GOAT” [Grtst Of All Tm] and has been since day 1 of smoking weed (yup, it’s what I first smoked 15 years ago!). I can see it could have “grown for longer” as mentioned BUT I can also note this – it was wise to not – the crystals nearer the top of the biggest buds are, I think, the 2nd or 3rd largest I’ve ever seen on weed (1st was well grown GSC), the crystals having some of the longest/thickest/largest dotted ends that are further cramped together and that’s just on the outside, too dense on the inside to allow caking like that in most areas (yet it does, too). The whole of the buds are dense as hell but have some suspension, squishing a 1.25″ diameter bud down .75″ made it rock hard. They’re so sticky a 0.4g piece held on my finger for approx. 9 seconds which if I recall correctly was even better than the last two that I said were “even stickier than the previous stickiest.”
I really appreciate when they picked it because for what I can see on only one of these largest buds [of 5 chosen from an oz] it started to grow seeds during its last stage but they’re so small they don’t even have shells to hide them (as seeds always do), approx. half a millimeter in size or smaller and I denoted a tiny “crackle” sound to this but nowhere near a harsh smoke, it’s super smooth. I couldn’t replicate the sound afterwards or find more tiny starter seeds [they don’t even look like seeds, like little oval flecks] but I did see tiny little flecks of lavender-to-deep purple which was cool… and hidden inside much closer in denser areas nearer the stalk which makes it seem like these were booted into overdrive during its last stage of flowering, being stressed at the exact point you’d want it to be: right when it exits the stalk, the thing that shoves the crystals out the door was stressed just enough, mildly enough they may have just left re-runs of Seinfeld on in the grow room.
I think they were already very impressed with its growth pre-harvest and so then tried to punch it up a few jiggawatts and kept the lights on 24/7 or something until harvest – probably going past its harvest date already and maybe growing starter seeds from that jiggawatt-whatever they did to the plant-stressor and picked it once it showed signs of too-stressage: smort.

It’s almost too strong so minus -?x pts. I can hardly complain.

… and minus 0.2 pts because the bud structure grew kinda weird, dense, fat but long/narrow that don’t look like they grew fractally-balanced but more off angled (I don’t know why this would be a bad thing lol). Pieces of bud rip away easily even though they’re super dense because each bud has like 3 little fingers attached to the main stem, making it seem neatly organized… and yet this plant seems as “organized” as it is “unorganized” like it was like “okay, you there – you grow huge. You go here, and you over here – you’s grow huge” but the plant was just random with its bud placements lol.

It smokes extremely smoothly, no coughing, easy lung hold +++. An interesting sweet taste that’s reminiscent of its smell but more just sweet-wooden, I think.

Other review saying it’s not exciting lol … what kind of weed are you smoking regularly? Blueberry feels a lot like Pink Rockstar & Pink Starburst which are highly euphoric-stoney etc, even psychedelic. If anything, like literally anything that I could say about blueberry in one word is that it’s fecking exciting.

BET you’d get as stoned as Ricky doing a 6 paper, use with a bit of caution, especially in a social situation or if new to weed.