El Jefe

In Ontario dispensaries I see people going for this more than any other strain and I had always wondered why but now I get it – it’s just not my perfect effect profile as a stout indica.

This stuff has wicked strong potency and it’s a creeper. It “lacks” a peppy cerebral, it’s not very euphoric (it is visually) but it adds some mood lift after a couple minutes when you’re finally settled on the THC train. Personally I wouldn’t buy it because 1) someone in physical pain needs this and 2) I’m about euphoria baby! Many experienced smokers would consider this being the “king of indica’s” and for good reason: I know lots of smokers who simply hate sativa’s and what it does to their minds at all. This does basically nothing to your mind but makes you feel stoned as shit and STILL doesn’t make you feel at all heavy or slowed down, you can easily walk or run around without your body nagging that it feels lazy/tired but after its glow wears off you’ll feel almost lethargic or like you’re even out of emotions, just very neutral and blank slated and this makes you tired in the end.

For new smokers you’d most likely get munchies and pass out haha. But it’d be great to try since it’s no-cerebral functioning and very safe in that regard from bursts of panic. its very calming, if in a panic-situation instead of being like “oh no, I’m HIGH!” you’d be like “so what? I’m high.” there’s a nice clarity in it that lets you think completely straight but really enjoy melding into the relaxation/bright visual. It was a little better from strength to smell than the dispensary jefe i had a year ago.

A relaxing stoned feel without overwhelm, the cerebral isn’t super notably euphoric or uplifting but rather steady and confidence-boosting, it feels like my thoughts have gone inwards but haven’t gotten looping or wacky at all, it’s not possible to have paranoia with this type of high, my mind soothed and half-focused, turned to a blank canvas even; pulled back from myself. A deep body stone that cut right through my high tolerance and the visual alone shows its obviously abundant THC from very little used.

I feel like I haven’t eaten in days and it’s morning, though, not my typical day of skipping breakfast so I’m 100% going to microwave something as each ~5 minutes pass I’m getting hangrier than coffee can suppress. Probably the best appetite-inducing strain I’ve ever had, my stomach did hurt after about 15 minutes and I was cooking bacon, sausage, scrambled eggs, sunny side up eggs, chopped potatoes, hashbrowns, toast and coffee after approx. 38 minutes it was about the exact point I looked at the clock and went JFC I have to COOK SOMETHING! Very impressed from a medical point of view.