Girl Scout Cookies

6/5* In all categories this is very much a quad. It’s still as good as 2mo ago if not better for terpenes.

Bud size ranging from not much smaller than + mostly bigger than “popcorn”, 75% are medium sized (1-1.5g’s) with some big ol’ chonkers thrown in. Buds look better than pictured – almost feels like I need glasses when viewing because they have a haze-y physical look to their kief and lightly coloured outer hue. If buds were models. These probably look so damn huge when still ‘wet’ on the stalk.

Big pungency and a devilish profile from the bag, I want to keep it stuck to my face, it’s like a cross of a faint cheese, a lesser-faint sour and a faint fruity smell with hints of wood and a floral quality rounding it all. It perfectly reminds me of this old wooden-sculpture store I frequented as a child where I was too afraid to walk around for fear of knocking anything over, all way expensive, way cool art works so I opted to just stand still and breath. Maybe it’s just me – but I bet if I went to Canadian Tire and smelled some bird houses while chewing a nice fruity gum it’d be on key with this ensemble of a terpene pie. Also appreciated is its lack of a skunky scent, replaced with a sprinkling of everything else. To top it off there’s an obvious and nice taste to it past the usual “like weed smoke”, like fruity wood.

Curated and smokes perfectly, there’s basically zero leaf. I’d even usually note 1-3% leafing etc, but this is like 0.2% – nooiiiice and strong genetically! Bud structure is toight and dense and sticky. Has bounce until you squish it to a rock hardness. Not crinkly dry either, really the perfect balance of curation, ya nailed it. I would be really proud of this grow!

The potency is way up there but you’ll most likely need to use about 1.25x as much to get that state as you would with other strains, it’s just something I’ve noted with GSC. I don’t mind it, it’s just being a known high-THC (you can tell just by looking at it lol) strain you’d think you’d need less but with this I find I need a second bowl – however, that second bowl has me making s’mores out of poptarts and marshmellows in the microwave. It seems like if you’re out-n-about or need to stay active than having one bowl or half a joint is what you’d want to aim for, meanwhile if it’s a rip-trip to happy-stoneyville than smoke 2 bowls or the whole doob etc etc and you’ve arrived at your destination. I feel like it has two stages to its base effect and for that reason I find it highly medicinal and especially useful to beginners who just want to try 1 small puff or the opposite.

Use it for a mild sedative before therapy but then a stronger sedative afterwards lol and all you do is smoke more the 2nd time. Its medicinal uses cover the entire range but along with the happy-relaxed properties you’ll find some hunger pains, giggles, sedation and a chill-mode but it doesn’t give social anxiety at all (removes it IMO). One thing I note every single time I have GSC is it takes away physical pains preeeeetty much better than most things that aren’t cookies-strain based. Pains I didn’t know were there, it’s just great. No ‘cons’ in the high profile, no over-powering cerebral, however, it’s cerebral still fully present and makes you aware of it pretty quickly, it just kind of stays still like a small pond. You can ruffle the pond up by splashing/giggle effect if you’d like but it’ll just settle back into being still and calm :).