Gorilla Bomb

I thought this would be a more relaxing type like GG4 but it felt like when I get “too much” THC and my mind instantly gets paranoid and wonders if where I am is safe, my subconscious squabbling to ask questions like WHERE AM I or WHAT AM I EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW, ARE PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME, WHAT’S IN THE FRIDGE? it’s just so friggin loud that if you ever have someone who’s like “this is the strongest shit ever” they’d be hard pressed not to think THIS was one of the highest-testing THC strains after seeing its effects and I wonder if this and Pink Starburst would compete for a THC # crown. I had to do some deep breathing to ease into the sudden cerebral but afterwards handled it fine. A good “also known as” for it would simply be “kick ass”.

This is one of the best strains & grows I’ve ever seen. At $125 I had to get an oz. I forgot I’ve already tried it. This one’s probably a little better all around and I’d give it my highest rating.
It has a pretty strong scent, a deep pine that almost turns into a grassy smell but doesn’t. It’s like the smell you’d think there’d be at the base of a pine tree, all the natural scents of a forest are packed into it.
A first and second bowl smoked and held in my lungs very easily, however, don’t grind it up too much because it’s HALF KIEF! This bud wins, hands down, the “most kiefy” strain ever award.
The buds have some soft velvetyness feel and bounce to them while still being well dried and not overly, however, you can still tear them down with fingers. Buds range from a whopping approx. half or more of the oz is 1.5g to 2.5g and the rest are 0.75-1.25g. These buds are also some of the (on average) largest I’ve seen.
It’s a creeper and it doesn’t seem to stop getting stronger even though 15, 20 minutes have past. Effect is very slowed down and sparkly and chewy and euphoric. You can kinda feel it in your face, weighing it down, behind the eyes and somewhat in the body and it nestles into a subduing high altogether. Despite a bright visual and a faster pace and it being a 60% sativa it’s actually very calming, a very high THC feel but almost too powerful, like it’s almost energizing but too strong for you to put it to use and the cerebral isn’t too “up there”. It’s not that it’s too strong a cerebral and it’s not sleepy, it’s something else. This is kinda couch-locky, definitely space-out weed that’s recreational and medicinal… and very cheap. It’s almost perfect. Almost never do I smoke something too strong, I would say it’s too “bright” for me which just means stupid high THC.

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