Incredible Hulk

OVERALL I don’t like stronger pure sativa’s out of /5 but it’s like a 4.7-4.85/5, maybe 5/5 as a buy for you, depends if you like a pure sativa!

It’s 12:40am, been smoking Ice Cream Cake all day and I’m excited to try this because I thought it was an indica – its name is misleading. Ice Cream is strong so I hope I feel its full effects. I usually don’t have pure sativa’s, they seem boring. This one isn’t, it’s a wake n bake delight, especially if you’re busy as it won’t slow you down physically. It has a solid sativa punch that hits quickly and gets stronger over ~10 minutes. I’m sure this will fit someone’s bill. I have to stop collecting kief here just to say that there’s tonnes of it and it separates very easily. Just a hell of a lot of trichomes came off!

GENETICS———————————————————————————————-

It’s a 100% sativa. Incredible Hulk is a cross of Jack Herer (80% sativa) and Green Crack (100% sativa. Green Crack is a mind-bending strain that can have too much of a racing and distorted cerebral while Jack Herer is one smooth, happy and uplifting high. It was either GC or Gods’ Green Crack, one of them was 1 of 2 strains I couldn’t handle. Hulk smooths everything out.

EFFECTS ————————————————————————————————

“Energetic-happy-relaxed-focused-uplifted”, and I agree. The high is fairly smooth. I smoke an over-sized bowl fit for two or three people. How? I ripped the screen out of my girlfriends’ grinder and folded it 8 ways lol. It’s like having the surace area of 6 or 7 screens at once. I ran out of screens and this was such a good idea. The high feels purely sativa in that there’s zero effect of bodily stonage but has all the mental captivity. There’s a snappy visual accompanied by a “bright” mental rush that feels both comforting and fast paced. It’s between a little above medium, up to high strength and highly sativa-feeling, I can feel it in my eyes and face. It’s similar to Lemon Walker etc or any strong 80%+ sativa. I haven’t had a bowl in 2-3 hours so here we go. Leafly nailed its description as being energetic, comfy, focusing and then uplifting at the low end. It makes me feel a tad foggy in the way that I’m behind everything else and my reaction time is shot, feeling a little timeless. I feel really high but without a pin-pointed upliftment or euphoria but there’s something more present than not which I’ll just dub “comfy happiness”, it’s almost a striken balance of euphoric-upliftment? Hard to explain. Not quite a giggle strain, more of an appreciate the sun rise strain or a concert strain. It’s 1am and the way the high works over me has me feeling like it’s 1pm. Lights are brighter and what not. It’s easy to stay alert. I look to my right, my living room and think Jesus, it’s like I’m drunk with the brighter lights. I use differening terms for overall effect profiles like “high”, “baked”, “stoned”, but this I would call “blitzed” or “lit”.

SMELL/TASTE————————————————————————————

Only a gram sample, the first whiff is like a big open forest with pine tree’s and flowers but it’s not quite pungent enough to fully take you there. Leafly says Earth-pineapple-lavender. I cannot smell any pineapple but I can smell a lavender and earth, it’s a highly pleasant and kind of different smell (like GSC). Not pungent but has a smell + a lil more. It actually smells flowery like GSC [Girl Scout Cookies] which also boasts a flowery profile. The inhale/exhale is indeed flowery-earthy, kind of like red wine, roses, grassy.

LOOKS/FEEL———————————————————————————

Looks really nice but has only a mild stick. Weirdly I noticed the trichomes seem to have all the stick and not the bud, after handling your fingers are sticky but it’s just not that sticky overall. Not dense. Looks like it was grown to within ~89% of its potential (90-95 is high). Has a nice shine back from an LED inside the bud. Trichomes are medium sized and are nearing dusty. It’s a little leafy on the outside but it didn’t effect smokeability, it was actually very easy to hold, didn’t have a throat tickle and that was from that huge bowl. The bud structure isn’t weak but looks to be smaller and instead of being just “airy” the buds are tightly compact still with those airy spaces pushed together, when you pull a bud apart it separates easily with these incredible lightly coloured orange hairs holding everything together like a mess of wires, lots of them and they’re very long. It busted out large, I smoked that huge bowl and still was able to leave my girlfriend a whole joint.