Lemon Walker

Overall 4.9/5 remember it’s an 80% sativa folks

X2 same thing as mondo! AAAA+, VERY HAPPY and exactly as advertised! These quads are top shelf quality for basically $50 less per oz than elsewhere. Agree’d that Skookum Charlie is similar but I like this more.

“This kush took the first place of the 2014 Denver Cannabis Cup in the Best Concentrate category” – impressive! After smoking I am not surprized that in concentrate form it’d most likely have you at McDonald’s like “uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh can I get uuuuhhhhhhh french fry milkshake uuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhh a deep fried mango chicken salad [Sir, we don’t–] aaaaaaaaannnnnnnddd uhhhhmmm is the Big Mac considered a salad topping?”

-genetics- They say it’s complicated

Lemon Walker OG is like a 3-way on top of a 2-way that were both originally 3-ways and so on as it takes Lemon, Walker and OG from different sources that are also made from great parents such as potent originals Chemdawg and Blueberry down the line. Lemon Walker OG is made by crossing Lemon Skunk (60% sativa) with Skywalker OG (85% indica) creating an 80% sativa. Parents of Skywalker OG are OG Kush (55% indica) X Skywalker (50:50) while Skywalker is a cross between Blueberry (70% indica) and Mazar (70% sativa). OG Kush has 3 parents, one of which is Lemon Thai (60% sativa). There is a shit tonne of citrus, indica and sativa to go around here and by crossing OG Kush into it they’ve produced a fairly resinous sativa with very powerful and enjoyable effects. I’ve had Skywalker before and it was a nice 50:50, was getting it for months locally. Sativa’s aren’t always my thing but I do completely enjoy them for mood lifts, giggles and for lacking a burn-out. They also smell like something you’d fucking eat lol.

-looks & curation / smell & taste- A1: Tantilizes the nostrils for more

Looks/feel/quality 4.95/5 Looks like a crystal blanketed, slightly purple-hued something

First of all it looks incredible, it looks like it has deeper and/or bright colors underneath but there’s just this big blanketed layering of crystals that make it seem brighter/whiter, a definite quad with HUUUUGE trichomes rivalling shishkaberries’ if not slightly fatter or longer. Has small hues of purple throughout, I think? Sativa’s usually do get huge crystals because they’re grown longer. They’re everywhere, caked inside and out. Ground up it retains its bright shades from the crystals and the kief stayed on the buds. Probably because this stuff is mad sticky at points – I ripped open a little bud and saw lines of white “glue” separating in strings. I can put the end of my pinky against a 0.4g bud and it will stay upside down for 10+ seconds which IIRC that’s not even what Death Bubba (80% indica) was doing with its own extreme stickiness. Incredibly impressive. Feels great with a quad consistency when ground and is fairly dense yet plushy – it will dry when kept out for a few hours further becoming denser but without being so dry it cracks under pressure. I’ve seen better looking strains for depression but it was 5A Girl Scout Cookies at $220/oz. Without knowing anything just by looking at the outside of a “L’ Walkerog” bud you will know that it is fiiiire. I wouldn’t say it fucks you up but it does last a while which is odd for a sativa but maybe not with heavy indica/kush lineage.

Curation 5/5 Always perfect

Orders from WD have always been perfectly dried and trimmed, usually coming a tad under-dry thinking that it will curate over the next couple days through shipping. I bet they dry it approx. 5 days under. 1.5% leafy (3% is negligible, when it’s past 5% leafy it’s not neccessarily a quad anymore IMO). Grown to within 95%+ of its potential (what I call a perfect grow!). Nobody knows if it could be better until they do it so that’s why -5%, 95% is just fine!

Smell 4.9563-4.9628/5 Don’t apologize for being a complication

Smell is woooow. Strong but not overly like a super dank indica. Pfffft, this is perfect smelling flower that I want to keep tapped under my nose like a moron, it’s time you’s got into an air freshener business. I got a quarter and when I stuck the bag to my nose it had this very obvious citrusy, pineappley, nearly cheesey, a hint earth, a hint minty, a hint flowery, rounded with a butteryness but it’s this bright, tarty-earthy lemon, bright like a sugar candy seconded by a pineapple note that fades to a subtle cheese and if you smell it for too long it will straight up mimic a diesel-strain with a similar bright-chemicalness for its lowest notes. Did they cross things until it smelled like a foodie’s Ikea candle? No wonder it’s “complicated”. It’s an 80% sativa which is also fairly rare or at least I don’t see them often. Definitely a favourited citrus-profile strain, I’ve had a handful of tropical stuff from Hawaiian Haze to Pineapple Express and this is a direct competitor for ’em all but with probably a different actual high profile.

Taste Don’t eat it/5

I’m never big on taste because you’re not tasting it all the same as smelling it, you’d think they’d be directly similar but they aren’t always because let’s face it: we’re inhaling burning plant matter *eye roll*. Smelling it is so much better. Small starter hit to judge taste because I usually pack huge bowls in a bong: the taste holds a fairly lemony texture while buckling down into a light earthyness, that’s all I can say. It also has this lightness to it like it doesn’t taste like any heavy plant matter or other, it tastes more like kief with an over-riding creamy smoothness that can still flick your throat on a big bowl but it’s also basically the smoothest quad I’ve smoked yet. I smoked a gigantic bowl through a brand new screen and I literally didn’t cough once and that is RARE. Their CBD Dream is potentially smoother but hey apples N oranges.

-potency- 4.75/5 happy-energetic-euphoric-uplifted-focused, agree’d

Good for beginners and sativa fans, no couch lock, not too zippy, not overly potent but eases you into a good mood where you’re HAPPY! Yes, it “hits” you like any good weed just not like some indica-laced strain. It somehow gives you energy in your head and thus your body, like a feeling of confidence. I have to be accurate with my wording here: sativa doesn’t hit me as hard so I’m looking around to note each and every effect cerebrally. I have a nice glowing visual but not as much as an indica-dominant, it feels maybe halved vs. an 80% indica. I feel like this would fade after 1.5-2.5 hours and without burn-out, it will ease you into and out of it. I’ve had 3 bowls and I don’t know if I agree with smoking a lot giving more body effect but I can imagine this simply over-stimulating the mind to the point you’re tired of it almost like being drunk for too long buuuut that’s about it so I wouldn’t recommend this for pain, insomnia or appetite. Every other medical thing, yes. It’s calming and low-key giggly instead of being a rip trip to paranoiaville.

So I’m pretty depressed lately, I didn’t even realize until months in. I’ll go days without touching my PS4 which is indicitive of me not wanting to do a damned thing or planning to do something but never doing it. I get more focused and streamlined in my day with a strain like this – I find that almost all strains have the ability to make me feel better because of how I take advantage of the effects, some more easily than others whether it’s from a background-feels mood boost, something in-my-face potent, something unique or something specifically meant for depression such as flowers by Cookie Fam Genetics. This is one of those somes. Did that sound incorrect? It did to me. This is a strain for mood boosting is what I’m saying. Every info source says that too. It will almost fill you up with a 3-way split of motivation and energy but with a DGAF attitude. No shit. It’s interesting to me that weed can have such subtley different effects like making you feel energized per the cerebral because usually it’s the opposite. It hits you like a warm ray of sun on a clear day with perfect weather and you woke up on the right side with breakfast in bed, it does not hit you like a 300mph train en route to what the fuck were we just talking about? This is like a wake n bakers choice strain. You don’t want to go back to sleep; you just slept. You want to wake up! You need energy to make breakfast!

I had a large bowl of this and it hit me pretty fast within 30 seconds. I was hit with the classic sativa elation BUT very surprisingly to me because I don’t see how weed is supposed to energize you – I’m actually energized to do something and I feel like my fat ass is fighting it mentally, Jesus lol.

Tired of falling asleep after smoking? Smoke this.