Orange Sherbet

OVERALL 4.4-4.7/5

It felt happy-euphoric-focused-uplifted-sleepy, less potent than a comparable Gelato (strong upliftment) or Platinum Purple Kush (strong euphoria). My girlfriend says it’s very cerebral, chill, mood uplifter, relaxing. I felt like the body was most noticeable, the cerebral a little off to the side.

GENETICS——————————————————————————————-

50/50

This is Sunset Sherbert crossed with an unknown Orange-something. I’m not okay with this “unknown” stuff. Let’s take a gander at what it could be: nevermind that noise because Leafly shows 25 orange-something strains, holy shit. Can we just make a few observations? Sunset Sherbets’ parents GSC (60% sativa) and Pink Panties (70% indica) are both Cookie Fam Genetics. Is it possible someone crossed someone else’s Orange Cookies (GSC [Cookie Fam] X Orange Juice) with Sunset Sherbet to create Orange Sherbet? My spirit guide tells me it’s Orange Haze but my brain says it’s Orange Cookies and my gut says it’s useless to think about.

“But don’t go looking for this bud – its rarity makes it a truly difficult strain to find.”

O RLY. I find this hilarious because they either mean one of two things: don’t go trying to find this plant out in the woods; you won’t find it [but most likely would in actuality]… or they’re saying you can’t find it online. Hence forth, make your way, to the amiable, GOOGLE SEARCH ENGINE! Oh, 90’s technology, what would we do without you? The more you perpetuate a myth… I mean exactly how much Orange Sherbet has to be out there to stop it being “rare” and when would we know? Wouldn’t it just increase since its inception just like any other strain? There’s a bazillion strains out there not getting as much attention, you’d think someone has asked around by now. Someone ring Cookie Fam and ask lol.

EFFECT 4.5/5———————————————————————————-

I smoked Platinum Purple Kush at midnight instead of going to bed. I super highly recommend it even though it’s supposedly sleepy, I disagree’d since I still haven’t slept [it’s 7pm lol]. I wrote a review, watched YouTube and played Minecraft well past midnight. I made coffee at 330am and started two more reviews. I just have a lot of reserve energy after contracting Lyme disease (with slowly fading post treatment symptoms) 2 years ago where I experienced true exhaustion over many months and now a normal tiredness is just not felt the same. Weed got me through all of it by pushing me over the edge of go-to-fucking-bed-already. If I had a background song behind me like in a movie it would be Jackson Brownes’ Runnin’ On Empty. I saved the other half gram for my girlfriend, she liked it. It’s a smooth smoke that yet had trimmed leaf on the outside.

SMELL—————————————————————————————–

Hot damn. I could be looking at my 2nd or 3rd favourite weed smell behind Blueberry and something else that I can’t remember but most likely had from WD (Shish?). Straight up like a sweet-spice chai tea, craft-woodsy [think expensive bird house], fairly pungent every time I whiff but I’d probably need more than a gram to get the full snoot.

LOOKS———————————————————————————————-

Tan. Orange. Smaller but caked trichomes.

TASTE/BURN————————————————————————————–

It’s a little leafy around the outside of the bud. Smokes pretty damn smooth. I’m still just confused.